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* First Ever Gay Sex Scene On Daytime TV - 1 messages, 1 author
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* BREAKING NEWS: RUSH LIMBAUGH HAS CROAKED ! - 1 messages, 1 author
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* Fox News Host Attacks Katie Couric Over 'Angry Nation' Comment: 'Elite Left
Wing Liberal' (VIDEO) - 1 messages, 1 author
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* Thank you so much, President Obama, for REALLY fucking up the economy - 3
messages, 2 authors
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* Obama Out House prepares for immigration overhaul battle. Obama plans to
give away America. - 1 messages, 1 author
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* The Pros and Cons of Losing Fox Channels from Your Cable - 1 messages, 1
author
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* Rush Limbaugh "rushed" to Honolulu Hospital... - 4 messages, 3 authors
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* NY POST/PAGE SIX 12/30/09 **BLIND ITEM** - 4 messages, 4 authors
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* Limbaugh hospitalized with chest pains - 1 messages, 1 author
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* Kate Hudson 'Turns to Owen Wilson' - 1 messages, 1 author
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* OT: Husband Accused Of Spanking Wife - 1 messages, 1 author
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* Will CBS & Brooke Mueller let Charlie Sheen hit rockbottom??? 2.5 Men is
BOTH their cashcow - 1 messages, 1 author
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* Anal sex-loving Tracy Morgan (SNL, 30 Rock) buys lube at sex shop -- the 2
go hand-in-hand - 2 messages, 2 authors
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* The Crystal Ball: 2010 Revealed! - 1 messages, 1 author
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* Government Disinformation Agents file Libelous Mini-Biography of Raymond
Ronald Karczewski© - 1 messages, 1 author
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* Mega-pastor Warren's megachurch begs mega-bucks - 1 messages, 1 author
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TOPIC: First Ever Gay Sex Scene On Daytime TV
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 12:07 pm
From: Taylor
On Dec 31, 12:41 pm, Twitchell <Twitchell_mem...@newsguy.com> wrote:
> http://jezebel.com/5437865/first-ever-gay-sex-scene-on-daytime-tv
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA4vVKkSVCU&feature=player_embedded<---video
>
> Yesterday, television history was made. One Life to Live aired the first ever
> gay sex scene on daytime TV! Check out Oliver and Kyle's afternoon delight.
>
> morehttp://worldofwonder.net/2009/12/31/Daytime_television_s_first_gay_s/...)
Um... 'All My Children' did it years ago. You're late to the party,
honey. I think even 'As The World Turns' already did it.
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TOPIC: BREAKING NEWS: RUSH LIMBAUGH HAS CROAKED !
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 12:21 pm
From: boyari2
THE WORLD IS BETTER OF WHEN PROPAGANDISTS DROP DEAD !
http://surftofind.com/rush
GOOD RIDDANCE !
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TOPIC: Fox News Host Attacks Katie Couric Over 'Angry Nation' Comment: 'Elite
Left Wing Liberal' (VIDEO)
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 12:25 pm
From: "Leroy N. Soetoro"
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/24/fox-news-attacks-katie-
co_n_402860.html
On Fox News "O'Reilly Factor" Thursday night, guest-host Monica Crowley,
filling in for Bill O'Reilly, went after "CBS Evening News" anchor Katie
Couric for her recent comments that the economic situation has made the
United States an "angry nation."
"Way to attract more viewers, Katie," Crowley said, asking, "Is this
another example of the elite left-wing media looking down on Americans or
is Katie right about the mood of the country?"
Crowley and Tim Graham, director of media analysis for the conservative
Media Research Center, attempted to argue that Couric's comments come only
as President Obama's approval ratings fall.
"I think it's one thing to say the country is angry," Graham said. "I
think that's fair. When she goes on to talk about how there's too much
disrespect, that's when you're beginning to see that whole idea of how
unfortunate that we would have people who would so publicly and angrily
disagree with President Obama."
"I'm wondering, Tim, where Katie Couric was and if her concern about an
angry nation when the left was crucifying President Bush as a war criminal
and Hitler, when Code Pink was in Condoleezza Rice's face, when there are
wall-to-wall, left wing, vicious attacks," Crowley responded. "Where was
she in that concern?"
"You know it seems to me that anybody who is an elite left wing liberal,
whether they are in the media like Katie Couric or not," Crowley
continued, "they are intent on smearing or tarring anybody who might
disagree with the liberal agenda."
--
Nancy Pelosi, Democrat criminal, accessory before and after the fact, to
House Ways and Means Committee Chairman Charles B. Rangel of New York's
million dollar tax evasion. Charles B. Rangel is still under
"investigation" by a "closed door" House Ethics Committee.
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TOPIC: Thank you so much, President Obama, for REALLY fucking up the economy
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 12:26 pm
From: smorgas@board.net
On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 17:57:33 -0500, Harold Burton
<hal.i.burton@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> Someone has forgotten the collapse was under...
>
>
>
>...Clinton. The old dot com bubble that burst.
Who controlled congress---made law, controlled the budget, revised and
redid policy----AND---had override power?
== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 12:29 pm
From: smorgas@board.net
On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 16:00:12 -0500, ray <xxxrayted@aol.com> wrote:
>> You mean George Bush's American Dream Downpayment act of 2003. It
>> mandated zero-down loans.
>>
>> Piled onto Phil Gramm's Commodities Modernization and Gramm-Leach-Bliley
>> acts, which created the subprime derivatives markets and removed them from
>> regulation, gave us the current meltdown.
>
>Yes, he did join in on the party. I guess he felt that if you can't
>beat em, join em and take credit. It's my hope the Republican party now
>sees there is no middle. You are either conservative or you're not.
>Enough with Republicans acting like Democrats.
>
>--
>Barock Insane Obama: The greatest joke America ever played on itself.
Better put---either a tin-hat loser conservative actually believing
the mountain of "conservative" bullshit shoveled to you every day or a
ever dwindling former semi-great party.
== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 1:51 pm
From: PaulMofATL
On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 08:14:40 -0800 (PST), rr <rick1ryan@gmail.com>
wrote:
>On Dec 30, 11:51�am, "Ouroboros Rex" <i...@casual.com> wrote:
>> Harold Burton wrote:
>> > In article <hhdr6a0...@news3.newsguy.com>,
>> > "Ouroboros Rex" <i...@casual.com> wrote:
>>
>> >> william hubbard wrote:
>> >>> On Dec 29, 7:47 am, Freedom Fighter <i_hate_gwb...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >>>> yes, thank you so much, President Obama, for all you have done to
>> >>>> help OUR country recover from the sins of the GWBush/Dick Cheney
>> >>>> years.
>>
>> >>>> you, like all of us caring moderates and liberals, are true
>> >>>> american patriots!
>>
>> >>> A truer thank you would have been "fuck you very much!"
>>
>> >> � No, we reserve that for the republican party, when speaking of the
>> >> economic disaster they brought on the United States.
>>
>> > Must be why things are worse under the Obama-Lama-Ding-Dong than they
>> > were under Dubya.
>>
>> � Someone has forgotten the collapse was under Dubya.- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
>BZZZT, thanks for playing. Bozo OWNS it now. Enjoy 2010.
I am a republican, albeit a frustrated one lately.
Keep in mind the Dow Jones opened at 8279 on January 20, 2009. It
closed today at 10428. I don't want to make Obama the rooster taking
credit for the sun coming up in the morning, but facts are facts. And
like it or not, Wall Street wanted and got the bailouts. McCain would
have had to do the same thing.
I may be a frustrated republican, but at least I can be objective.
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TOPIC: Obama Out House prepares for immigration overhaul battle. Obama plans
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 12:27 pm
From: "Leroy N. Soetoro"
http://www.latimes.com/news/nation-and-world/la-na-immigration30-
2009dec30,0,4277224.story?track=rss
The Obama administration is rallying allies to push for a package with
better border security and a path to citizenship for illegal immigrants
now in the U.S. The effort is sure to be a tough sell.
Reporting from Washington - With the healthcare battle still unfinished,
the Obama administration has been laying plans to take up an issue that
could prove even more divisive -- a major overhaul of the nation's
immigration system.
Senior White House aides privately have assured Latino activists that the
president will back legislation next year to provide a path to citizenship
for the estimated 12 million illegal immigrants living in the United
States.
In a recent conference call with proponents, White House Deputy Chief of
Staff Jim Messina, political director Patrick Gaspard and others delivered
the message that the White House was committed to seeing a substantial
immigration bill pass and wanted to make sure allies were prepared for the
fight.
In addition to the citizenship provision, the emerging plan will emphasize
efforts to secure U.S. borders against those trying to cross illegally.
But that two-track approach was rejected repeatedly in the past by
Republicans and other critics who insist that a border crackdown must
demonstrate its effectiveness before any action on citizenship is
considered.
Whatever proposal Obama puts forward will probably meet equally determined
opposition. Another complication is the calendar: Midterm elections are in
November, and polls show that the public is more worried about joblessness
and the fragile economy than anything else.
So embracing an immigration bill is a gamble for the White House, which
already has a packed agenda for 2010: economic recovery, global warming
legislation and tougher regulation of financial institutions.
No matter what the environment, immigration is a tough sell, said
Democratic pollster Geoff Garin.
"We know from a lot of experience that immigration reform has been and can
be a very polarizing issue. There are heated differences about whether
there ought to be some kind of pathway to citizenship for people who
entered the country illegally," he said.
"And my sense from the public-opinion research is people care more about
vindicating their position than they do about getting the issue solved."
Even so, the White House apparently has decided to press ahead.
In an effort to enlist the kind of business support that helped drive its
healthcare initiative, for example, administration officials have reached
out to the National Restaurant Assn., which represents an industry that
employs thousands of immigrants. Earlier this year, the new head of the
association, Dawn Sweeney, met with Cecilia Muñoz, a White House aide
involved in the issue, and expressed interest in cooperating.
"It's an extremely important issue for our members," said Sweeney, whose
group could exert grass-roots pressure on lawmakers.
As a candidate, Obama vowed to take up immigration during his first year
in office. That deadline will come and go. Further delay could anger
Latino voters, who came out in force for the president and congressional
Democrats in 2008.
No one anticipates that a core element of the Democratic base will defect
to the Republican Party in November. But even a significant drop in
turnout -- which often happens in nonpresidential elections -- could
frustrate Democratic efforts to preserve their congressional majority.
"The bulk of the people needing immigration reform are Latino," said Rep.
Raul M. Grijalva (D-Ariz.). "There's a level of disenchantment about where
we're going. . . . And if you don't give the Latino community a reason to
participate [in the elections], you weaken your base even more."
For an immigration bill to have a realistic shot of passing next year,
political analysts said, the particulars would have to be agreed upon by
the spring. A delay would increase the likelihood of the issue getting
derailed by the November elections.
Henry G. Cisneros, a Cabinet secretary in the Clinton administration who
took part in the recent immigration conference call with the Obama White
House, said: "It gets much more difficult as the year goes along. So
everyone has to be very sober about the prospects. But the president and
congressional leadership understand it's important to start the ball
rolling."
An immigration bill was introduced in the House earlier in the month, and
Sen. Charles E. Schumer (D-N.Y.), who chairs a subcommittee on
immigration, is heading the effort to cobble together a bipartisan
coalition in the Senate.
But Democrats may not have a lock on one prominent Republican who has
worked in the past to revamp the immigration system: Arizona Sen. John
McCain.
McCain backed President George W. Bush's failed attempt to overhaul
immigration in his second term. But he has not committed to supporting the
Obama bill, saying he worried the president would not endorse a temporary
guest-worker program.
Organized labor, an important part of the Democratic base, has voiced
opposition to a guest-worker program under which more immigrants could
enter the country on a temporary basis. Critics argue that there is no
effective system for ensuring that such workers will leave the country
when their permits expire.
"From everything that we hear right now, the temporary guest-worker
program won't be addressed in immigration reform. And unless that is an
essential part of the reform program, it's something that Sen. McCain
can't work on," said Brooke Buchanan, a spokeswoman for the Arizona
lawmaker.
The White House would not reveal its position on the guest-worker issue.
Should an immigration bill gain traction, White House Chief of Staff Rahm
Emanuel would probably be a central player in the negotiations.
As an aide to President Clinton, Emanuel co-wrote a memo on the political
dynamics of immigration. He and Ron Klain, now the top aide to Vice
President Joe Biden, wrote in 1994: "We must be seen as taking proper,
forceful steps to seriously address the immigration problem without
alienating the Hispanic and civil rights constituencies.
"Our goal is not to outdo the Republicans, rather to use our achievements
and proposals to prevent them from using this as a wedge issue against
us."
The former head of the Immigration and Naturalization Service, Doris
Meissner, recalled that Emanuel once phoned and berated her over a news
story about lax border enforcement in Arizona.
"This kind of press is killing us," Meissner quoted Emanuel as saying.
During the call, he instructed her to send border agents to the area
immediately. "He had no authority whatsoever to give me orders," Meissner
said.
But Emanuel was constantly pressing his colleagues in the Clinton White
House to push what he termed a "balanced" immigration policy -- including
enforcement and stepped-up grants of citizenship.
--
Nancy Pelosi, Democrat criminal, accessory before and after the fact, to
House Ways and Means Committee Chairman Charles B. Rangel of New York's
million dollar tax evasion. Charles B. Rangel is still under
"investigation" by a "closed door" House Ethics Committee.
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 12:27 pm
From: Al
In article
<3c8a6b1c-07b2-4424-b637-810288e4740b@26g2000yqo.googlegroups.com>,
Juan <flybd5@gmail.com> wrote:
> BWAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
>
> It's called "the consequences of catering to the single-digit IQ's of
> morons who think watching cars make left turns all day long is a
> sport."
Another happy NYT shareholder weighs in. LOL.
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TOPIC: Rush Limbaugh "rushed" to Honolulu Hospital...
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 12:44 pm
From: comadrejo
In article <Xns9CF27AFBFF59Fbigjmyrealboxcom@216.196.97.130>,
Big J <bigj@myrealbox.com> wrote:
> comadrejo <comadrejoagua@mac.com> wrote in news:comadrejoagua-
> 896796.11541831122009@news.giganews.com:
>
> > In article
> > <bfbd6509-0875-4806-bb37-1244fb240682@22g2000yqr.googlegroups.com>,
> > Sweet Sue <sueagent@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Dec 30, 9:35�pm, "Kris Baker" <parallelcoo...@ggmail.com> wrote:
> >> > ....reportedly in serious condition with chest pains.
> >> >
> >> > Queen's Hospital.
> >> >
> >> > Kris
> >> > Breaking on CNN
> >>
> >> probably gas from all that hot air he's so full of
> >
> > An EKG will figure out what is wrong, given his sex, weight, age, and
> > his lifestyle all point to heart disease, myocardial infarction etc.
>
> from: http://health.howstuffworks.com/viagra5.htm
>
> "The possibility of heart attacks is one reason why Viagra is a
> prescription drug rather than an over-the-counter drug like aspirin."
>
>
Viagra is a vasodilator that works as an enzyme to block a protein,
IIRC, compare to other vasodilators like nitro-glycerin,
Having a long term drug habit with an opiod doesn't help one's
cardiovascular system as well.
== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 12:48 pm
From: Font of All Important Info
On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 11:55:26 -0800 (PST), 2nz <u.betcherass@gmail.com>
felt compelled by mysterious forces to say:
>On Dec 30, 10:11 pm, william hubbard <williamhubb...@bluebottle.com>
>wrote:
>> On Dec 30, 7:48 pm, Alexis Machine <n...@email.you.moron> wrote:
>>
>> > On 30 Dec 2009, Kris Baker wrote:
>>
>> > > ....reportedly in serious condition with chest pains.
>>
>> > A late Christmas present!!! Thanks, Santa!!!
>>
>> eat shit and die!
>
>Wow. Are you saying Rush's appetite caused his illness?
2nz, FTW!
--dez
...a pistol-hot cup of Dez...
"Chef of chicanery, your buns are mine!"
--the Tick
== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 12:49 pm
From: Font of All Important Info
On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 14:05:23 -0600, Big J <bigj@myrealbox.com> felt
compelled by mysterious forces to say:
>comadrejo <comadrejoagua@mac.com> wrote in news:comadrejoagua-
>896796.11541831122009@news.giganews.com:
>
>> In article
>> <bfbd6509-0875-4806-bb37-1244fb240682@22g2000yqr.googlegroups.com>,
>> Sweet Sue <sueagent@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Dec 30, 9:35 pm, "Kris Baker" <parallelcoo...@ggmail.com> wrote:
>>> > ....reportedly in serious condition with chest pains.
>>> >
>>> > Queen's Hospital.
>>> >
>>> > Kris
>>> > Breaking on CNN
>>>
>>> probably gas from all that hot air he's so full of
>>
>> An EKG will figure out what is wrong, given his sex, weight, age, and
>> his lifestyle all point to heart disease, myocardial infarction etc.
>
>from: http://health.howstuffworks.com/viagra5.htm
>
>"The possibility of heart attacks is one reason why Viagra is a
>prescription drug rather than an over-the-counter drug like aspirin."
oh, how i hate you right now for putting that image in my head....
--dez
...a pistol-hot cup of Dez...
"Chef of chicanery, your buns are mine!"
--the Tick
== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 12:53 pm
From: Big J
Font of All Important Info <dezbot@ix.netcom.com> wrote in
news:mh3qj51p08thfc9uni38ps1kdcdqfcjelh@4ax.com:
> On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 14:05:23 -0600, Big J <bigj@myrealbox.com> felt
> compelled by mysterious forces to say:
>
>>comadrejo <comadrejoagua@mac.com> wrote in news:comadrejoagua-
>>896796.11541831122009@news.giganews.com:
>>
>>> In article
>>> <bfbd6509-0875-4806-bb37-1244fb240682@22g2000yqr.googlegroups.com>,
>>> Sweet Sue <sueagent@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Dec 30, 9:35 pm, "Kris Baker" <parallelcoo...@ggmail.com> wrote:
>>>> > ....reportedly in serious condition with chest pains.
>>>> >
>>>> > Queen's Hospital.
>>>> >
>>>> > Kris
>>>> > Breaking on CNN
>>>>
>>>> probably gas from all that hot air he's so full of
>>>
>>> An EKG will figure out what is wrong, given his sex, weight, age, and
>>> his lifestyle all point to heart disease, myocardial infarction etc.
>>
>>from: http://health.howstuffworks.com/viagra5.htm
>>
>>"The possibility of heart attacks is one reason why Viagra is a
>>prescription drug rather than an over-the-counter drug like aspirin."
>
> oh, how i hate you right now for putting that image in my head....
>
> --dez
>
> ...a pistol-hot cup of Dez...
>
> "Chef of chicanery, your buns are mine!"
> --the Tick
Well, put this image in your head:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F7Q7BkAbCk
Big J
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 12:46 pm
From: Font of All Important Info
On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 11:41:52 -0700, "Kris Baker"
<parallelcooler@ggmail.com> felt compelled by mysterious forces to
say:
>
>"comadrejo" <comadrejoagua@mac.com> wrote in message
>news:comadrejoagua-507ADC.10241231122009@news.giganews.com...
>> In article <7q2dbcFrvnU1@mid.individual.net>,
>> "Kris Baker" <parallelcooler@ggmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> <pusssykatt@aol.com> wrote in message
>>> news:8b67ec68-bfb8-4413-9ed5-7b9a4bd49efb@f5g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
>>> > http://tinyurl.com/yzd8woa
>>> > Which Palm Beach faux-cialite has more money than class and a very
>>> > busy schedule? When a close friend passed away earlier this month, the
>>> > funeral conflicted with a luncheon canasta game she was hosting, so
>>> > she called the grieving family (on the day her friend lost a long
>>> > battle with cancer) and asked that they reschedule the funeral so she
>>> > could have her card game and pay respects to her friend, whom she
>>> > "loved dearly." When the family declined to reschedule the funeral,
>>> > the socialite did not attend. Her canasta game went on as planned.
>>> >
>>> > **BE SURE TO VISIT OUR SPONSORS OR MAKE A DONATION**
>>> > http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/MAINPAGE.html
>>>
>>> The current Mrs Trump.
>>
>> I think the Trumps have more class than money. Which is saying they
>> don't have much of either. Much of Trumps wealth is smoke and mirrors,
>> and he just sell his name for licensing rights as his main source of
>> income.
>
>Which means, I think, we agree. "more money than class" when you
>don't have as much money as you claim, means your "class" is smoke
>and farts.
he's as classy as his hair is real.
--dez
...a pistol-hot cup of Dez...
"Chef of chicanery, your buns are mine!"
--the Tick
== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 12:55 pm
From: "Kris Baker"
"Bubbles" <skatefan@earthlink.com> wrote in message
news:174ed958-2469-40e9-a4f6-c03393818dcf@21g2000yqj.googlegroups.com...
>> The current Mrs Trump doesn't strike me as knowing how to play canasta.
>
> I think it unlikely that anyone under sixty would know how to play
> canasta (unless it's a social requirement in Palm Beach). If the
> canasta player's friends are dying, she may be old.
>
> Bubbles, a living tribute to additives and preservatives
But how many older, canasta-playing women, would be called
"Faux-Socialite"? Kinda sniffs Trump.
Website guesses are "Ivana" and someone from one of the
new reality shows.
Kris
== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 1:09 pm
From: "Smokie Darling (Annie)"
On Dec 31, 12:03 pm, Bubbles <skate...@earthlink.com> wrote:
> > The current Mrs Trump doesn't strike me as knowing how to play canasta.
>
> I think it unlikely that anyone under sixty would know how to play
> canasta (unless it's a social requirement in Palm Beach). If the
> canasta player's friends are dying, she may be old.
My stepdaughter and her friends, all 27, know *how* to play, and have
Canasta nights every week. Apparently it's making a come back.
== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 1:32 pm
From: Twitchell
In article <e71d6802-93f9-47ec-ad15-97f10ba1ec14@a21g2000yqc.googlegroups.com>,
Annie says...
>
>On Dec 31, 12:03=A0pm, Bubbles <skate...@earthlink.com> wrote:
>> > The current Mrs Trump doesn't strike me as knowing how to play canasta.
>>
>> I think it unlikely that anyone under sixty would know how to play
>> canasta (unless it's a social requirement in Palm Beach). =A0If the
>> canasta player's friends are dying, she may be old.
>
>My stepdaughter and her friends, all 27, know *how* to play, and have
>Canasta nights every week. Apparently it's making a come back.
>
When I was attending UC back in the 60s, one of the most popular games we played
was Mah Jong. Wait long enough and everything makes a complete circle.
twitch
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TOPIC: Limbaugh hospitalized with chest pains
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/t/6910a2341c102572?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 12:48 pm
From: Font of All Important Info
On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 09:11:16 -0500, Tattoo Vampire
<sitting@this.computer> felt compelled by mysterious forces to say:
>Font of All Important Info wrote:
>
>> the local news just said he was in serious condition. probably
>> seriously missing his Oxys....
>
>One report said he told the paramedics he had taken painkillers for his back
>shortly before having the chest pains.
they should have given him more to make him feel better! ;-D
--dez
...a pistol-hot cup of Dez...
"Chef of chicanery, your buns are mine!"
--the Tick
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TOPIC: Kate Hudson 'Turns to Owen Wilson'
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/t/91a50479f2b7860d?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 12:52 pm
From: Font of All Important Info
On 31 Dec 2009 08:04:47 -0800, Twitchell
<Twitchell_member@newsguy.com> felt compelled by mysterious forces to
say:
>http://www.showbizspy.com/article/197048/kate-hudson-turns-to-owen-wilson.html
>
>KATE Hudson has turned to former flame Owen Wilson following her recent split
>from beau Alex Rodriguez.
>
>The Bride Wars star apparently wasted no time getting back in contact with the
>actor, whom she split from in 2007 after a whirlwind romance.
>
>�They hadn�t seen each other for some time, but when things took a turn for the
>worse with Alex, Kate got in touch with Owen,� blabbed one insider. �They are
>reestablishing their friendship � we�ll see what happens.�
>
>�Owen always seems to be available whenever Kate needs him.
>
>�They know each other really well. They were talking about getting married at
>one time.
>
>�Their friends also think there are unresolved feelings between them. There�s
>something there.�
if he really tried to kill himself because of her, then she really
needs to leave him the hell alone. really.
--dez
...a pistol-hot cup of Dez...
"Chef of chicanery, your buns are mine!"
--the Tick
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TOPIC: OT: Husband Accused Of Spanking Wife
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/t/8f7c3c4216981afe?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 1:08 pm
From: Big J
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/22097746/detail.html
BOSTON -- A Billerica man is accused of spanking his wife during an
argument that stemmed over his alleged excessive viewing of pornography
on the Internet.
Robert Noetzel, 47, pleaded not guilty to one count of assault and
battery with a dangerous weapon on Monday, according to the Lowell Sun.
Police said his wife, Sharon Noetzel, went to the police station to say
that her husband chased her in their home, pulled down her pants, and hit
her on her behind. She said the spankings left red marks and welts.
She threw her cell phone at him, but Robert Noetzel allegedly pushed his
wife down and began kicking her, the newspaper reported.
Noetzel was released on personal recognizance and is due back in court on
Feb. 3.
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Big J
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TOPIC: Will CBS & Brooke Mueller let Charlie Sheen hit rockbottom??? 2.5 Men
is BOTH their cashcow
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/t/f35b85c6382d411c?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 1:09 pm
From: William George Ferguson
On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 07:24:16 -0600, trotsky <gmsingh@email.com> wrote:
>RichA wrote:
>> On Dec 30, 12:45 am, Taylor <lukebenw...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> By April MacIntyre Dec 30, 2009, 3:56 GMT
>>>
>>> Speculation over what plan of action CBS business affairs and network
>>> chiefs will take with the star of their big cash cow, "Two and A Half
>>> Men" is rampant in Hollywood.
>>
>> Sheen is a member of the Alec Baldwin psycho spouse club.
>
>
>Oh, please, Rich, are you going to give us advice on how to treat women?
>
>And if you think Kim Basinger isn't the less sane of the two then you
>really are as stupid as you appear to be.
Everyone keep in mind, the above is not an argument that Alex Baldwin is
sane.
--
I have a theory, it could be bunnies
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TOPIC: Anal sex-loving Tracy Morgan (SNL, 30 Rock) buys lube at sex shop --
the 2 go hand-in-hand
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/t/94cde755b6b39371?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 1:11 pm
From: "dave"
"Taylor" <lukebenward@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:6e04a922-f3f2-4cda-b6f0-389b8662b955@d20g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
> Or dick-in-ass!
>
> ===
>
> Tracy Morgan Buys Lube At NY Sex Shop
>
> First Posted: 12-31-09 08:28 AM | Updated: 12-31-09 08:32 AM
> NTVLand (NTV Land)
>
> Read More: 30 Rock, Sex, Tracy Morgan, Entertainment News
>
> nypost.com:
>
> The "30 Rock" star burst into the Toys in Babeland sex shop on Mercer
> Street. "He looked around for a minute and then hollered across the
> store, 'Hey, do you have motion lotion?' They helped him pick it out.
>
> Read the whole story: nypost.com
> http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/passion_pit_stop_3Q4tKFDsHjHfHg3wEKrwbL
What's this, a Black man likes anal sex! No surprise, anal sex was invented
in Africa, by Africans, for Africans. It was then stolen by the Greeks, who
have gotten undeserved aclaim for their great ingenuity.
== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 1:22 pm
From: "Pandemonium"
"Taylor" <lukebenward@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:6e04a922-f3f2-4cda-b6f0-389b8662b955@d20g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
> Or dick-in-ass!
>
> ===
>
> Tracy Morgan Buys Lube At NY Sex Shop
>
> First Posted: 12-31-09 08:28 AM | Updated: 12-31-09 08:32 AM
> NTVLand (NTV Land)
>
> Read More: 30 Rock, Sex, Tracy Morgan, Entertainment News
>
> nypost.com:
>
> The "30 Rock" star burst into the Toys in Babeland sex shop on Mercer
> Street. "He looked around for a minute and then hollered across the
> store, 'Hey, do you have motion lotion?' They helped him pick it out.
>
> Read the whole story: nypost.com
> http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/passion_pit_stop_3Q4tKFDsHjHfHg3wEKrwbL
you seem really into the gay themed gossip stuff. whats up with that.
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TOPIC: The Crystal Ball: 2010 Revealed!
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/t/2a4ad587a20cd450?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 1:36 pm
From: Twitchell
http://cityfile.com/dailyfile/8402
Lots of important stuff happened in 2009. A bunch of famous people died. A bunch
of banks almost died, but then Washington stepped in to make sure that Wall
Street's way of life will be preserved forever. Swine flu came along and freaked
everyone out (not to mention briefly endangered the air kiss). A
publicity-obsessed family earned the attention of a nation by feigning their
son's disappearance and launching an enormous Jiffy Pop into the sky.
Celebrities got together, cheated on their spouses, broke up, got back together,
had kids (or traveled to far-flung places to pick up kids), and checked into
rehab. Some managed to do all of the above with a camera crew following close
behind. Yes, 2009 has been quite a ride. What can we all expect to see happen in
2010? We took a few minutes to chat with Manhattan psychic Serena Stanley and
ask her about a few things that may or may not happen in 2010. Her insight into
the future—gratis!—is below.
Let's start off with something straightforward. What are the chances that Snooki
from MTV's Jersey Shore gets punched in the face by a guy—again?
I would say there's a 75 percent chance that she'll get punched in the face
again. But not this year. I feel like it'll be a few years from now.
Gotcha. Is there a chance Goldman Sachs be forced to defend itself against a
populist uprising in 2010 in which people storm their offices armed with guns?
Yes, I think so. But I think they're more worried about people who leave the
company turning on them. I think they may fire someone and he could get angry
and come back to get them. I actually have a sense that the whole scenario is
definitely possible. It just takes one crazy person to rally a whole bunch of
people.
That's grim! So is a job in Ruth Madoff's future?
No. But I feel that she's going to write a book. It'll be like the secrets of
the rich, and she'll make a fair amount of money.
Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner got married in October. Do you see a long and
happy marriage in their future?
I do feel that they're going to have a good future. I see things being great for
them for at least five to 10 years. They know each other pretty well and if they
didn't think they were going to make it, they wouldn't have gotten engaged in
the first place. I know that she's truly, truly in love with him and he's
amazingly in love with her. I think it's a great match. It's one of the few
celebrity matches I can say I feel good about it.
Are there some couples you're not quite as optimistic about?
I don't know too many of them by name, unfortunately. But there's Khloe
Kardashian and Lamar Odom, and believe it or not, I sense that they're going to
be fine. They've got a strong three years. After that, I don't feel so positive
about it. But, for now, I think they really enjoy each other. He's been looking
for a girl like her. And I feel like she's going to have a baby in the near
future.
Will Mischa Barton go to rehab in 2010?
No. She's going to try another new project early this year and is going to
become very motivated in her career. She's really going downhill right now and
facing a lot of emotional and spiritual attacks. She was this little ball of
sunlight and now I see a lot of darkness around her. She's just going through a
lot of emotional drama, and I believe it has to do with her family. I don't know
what exactly what it is, but there is some sort of turmoil and she's feeling a
lot of pain coming from her parents. She feels she doesn't fit in right now.
How about Courtney Love?
Yes, she's going to head to rehab this year, and it's going to work better for
her this time. I don't think she was really taking things seriously before. But
I feel good things for her. Her health also is going to get better. If she
doesn't make it to rehab for some reason, I don't see a lot of longevity in her
life and she'll be really sick if she doesn't.
What's the probability that a year from now Jesus Luz will be an unemployed
model living in Rio de Janeiro and making ends meet by working as a lifeguard on
Copacabana beach?
I don't think he'll ever go back to living as a lifeguard after his time with
Madonna.
Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to suggest he was a lifeguard in the past. I just
meant, well, where do you see his career going from here?
I don't think doors are going to be closed for him; I think they'll be opened. I
feel he'll be successful from this point on and will do quite well if he gets
out off the bed and beach.
Got it. What sort of ratings do you see for Tinsley Mortimer's upcoming reality
show? Feel free to use the Nielsen ratings scale, if you'd like.
I don't know who Tinsley Mortimer is. Is that a man or a woman?
Okay, let's skip that one. Any chance Olivia Palermo will "quit" her "job" at
Elle, swear off designer clothing, join the Peace Corps, and move to Southeast
Asia?
Say her name again?
Olivia Palermo.
What does she do? I don't know who she is.
Don't worry about it. You're not missing anything. How likely is it that Tom
Brady and Gisele Bundchen's baby will turn out to be unattractive?
Sometimes beautiful people can have ugly kids, but that won't be the case with
them. The baby will have very strong features, though, and he won't be as good
looking as his parents.
Let's talk about Lindsay Lohan and her fashion career. I kind of feel like she
owes something to the guy who was ousted as Emanuel Ungaro's CEO [Mounir
Moufarrige] recently. She pretty much cost him his job. Maybe she'll make it up
to him by putting him in her next movie?
I feel like she's going to try to make it up to him, but I don't think it's
going to work. Her efforts will be very short-lived. Sometimes when you're sick
and unhappy like she is, you feel better trying to help other people and it
helps you overcome your vices. She's in a bad place, but if she knew she had to
help someone else, I'm sure she'd snap out of it. She's a really smart girl,
very bright, witty and she has a great sense of humor. She's got the soul of an
old lady living in a young girl's body. With all that wisdom comes a lot of
grief.
Speaking of celebrity fashion, is there any chance Donald Trump will introduce
his own line of custom hair pieces à la Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton?
I doubt it very seriously! I think his ego is too big to attach himself to
something like that. I believe he'll do very well financially this year, though.
That's a relief. I was worried about him! Is it possible that Ashley Dupre wins
a Pulitzer Prize for her New York Post column?
[Laughs] The way things are going today, if she got an award from anyone it
would be just for the publicity. It would be one big joke if she won a Pulitzer.
But she's straight and blunt. She's truthful. She's really a man in a woman's
body, so I guess that's a new perspective for readers.
Uh, what do you mean by that?
She's got a very strong male spirit even though she's a female.
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TOPIC: Government Disinformation Agents file Libelous Mini-Biography of
Raymond Ronald Karczewski©
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/t/c04bb628c50c08b0?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 1:37 pm
From: arkent3@frontier.com (Raymond Karczewski)
Government Disinformation Agents file Libelous Mini-Biography of
Raymond Ronald Karczewski©
frightened Mannequin wrote:
Raymond Karczewski wrote:
rk: frightened Mannequin. a government/media mind controller,
disinformation agent operating sub rosa in promoting the latest
smears of a decade-long campaign of "conspiracy to libel" against
Raymond Karczewski, wallows in his grant of immunity from government
prosecution.
rk He is but one of a team of such disinformation agents who stalk
my writing wherever it appears on the Internet and attempt to offset
such messages with vile, unspeakable libelous fictions. Members of
this group have openly bragged of their immunity from Prosecution.
The facts seem to bear such immunity comments out. Why? Is it to
instill hopelessness and impotence in the mind of the beleaguered
American People?
rk: You see, I have followed every conceiveable channel of redress
purportedly open to Americans only to be STONEWALLED at every level of
Federal (FBI) State, (Oregon Attorney General's Office DOJ, and
Josephine County Sheriff's office. So why the hell are the American
subidizing their own destruction? Doesn't make sense, does it, yet
there you have it.
rk: It is a designed Government mind control assault via creating
realities which destroy the intelligence of an undiscerning American
People trained to react to words on a screen. Read what this
cowardly, anonymous figure says below:
fm: > I googled Raymond Karczewski:
fm: > 1. The first hit was of course his poorly constructed
disinformation site where he hawks his pamphlet and tries to sell CDs
that he has not created. The website looks worse than Timecube's
missive.
rk: My aim in communication on the Internet is focused in sharing
substance, not manipulative form.
fm: > 2. The second hit is a heart rending submission from Raymond's
brother Abraham Karczewski who has apparently invested himself in
getting Raymond the psychiatric help he so desperately needs. To
convince those who know Raymond of Raymond's immediate need for
psychiatric help, Raymond's brother Abraham highlighted some extremely
disturbing behaviors in which Raymond engages.
rk: There were 7 in our family. Dad, Mom, 4 brothers, one sister.
Only 3 of us are left now, a brother, sister and myself. None of
which are named as those listed in the fictional mini biography below.
fm: > 3. The third hit is from a little old lady named Mildred
exposing the darker side of Raymond as a child. Don't read that link
unless you have a pretty strong stomach.
rk: I know of no such person listed below as Mildred Eunice
Oswald-Willard. The post is just another one of their many libelous
smears, (many of which have been posted under my name, thereby making
them forgeries) Note the subconscious references to the insinuation
of JFK coverup via the middle names (Eunice, Oswald) of said
fictitious disinformation mind controller.
rk: Easy enough to disprove by the Investigating authorities, but
won't be done because the government Intelligence operation would be
blown sky high.
rk: This is being sent to the Oregon Department of Justice, and
Josephine County Sheriff's Office with another demand they investigate
this group of government/media supported "dirty tricksters" for
commiting such a Treasonous Domestic Government Intelligence operation
against the unwary American, Computer-using public.
rk: I will not repeat or publish the actual, full, libelous article
below as that would only offer these disinformation agents with a
defense that I promoted such libel, and thus exonerate them from their
crimes based on the legal principle of "dirty hands."
rk: To access the article, google, "Mildred Eunice Oswald-Willard"
Raymond Ronald Karczewski©
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TOPIC: Mega-pastor Warren's megachurch begs mega-bucks
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/t/6bcd5e2e9d1f6cc0?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 2009 1:44 pm
From: Twitchell
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/Religion/post/2009/12/rick-warren-newsmaker-evangelicals-saddleback/1
Rev. Rick Warren may have gotten top votes from many directions as religion
newsmaker of the year (not me: I picked President Obama) but that hasn't
translated to mega-bucks for his home megachurch.
Now, Warren put out an "urgent" plea to the nation's sixth largest congregation,
Saddleback in Lake Forest, south of Los Angeles, for nearly $1 million -- by
Jan.1, no less -- to support and continue a banner year of ministry efforts from
Southern California to Africa.
With 10% of our church family out of work due to the recession, our expenses in
caring for our community in 2009 rose dramatically while our income stagnated.
Still, with wise management, we've stayed close to our budget all year. Then...
this last weekend the bottom dropped out.
On the last weekend of 2009, our total offerings were less than half of what we
normally receive - leaving us $900,000 in the red for the year, unless you help
make up the difference today and tomorrow.
Warren spells out very specifically where the money will go. The list includes:
Expanding food assistance for the hungry, increasing the number of counselors
and training for volunteers in numerous ministries; expanding help and
leadership training worldwide, and, of course, worship and evangelism to keep
all five Saddleback campuses thriving and bring in more believers.
Says the never-modest Warren:
It's obvious that your giving through your church family is providing more "bang
for the buck" than anything else you could support. It is no wonder that our
ministry was named the top religious newsmaker of 2009 as reported by Associated
Press.
Still, the public beg-a-thon that has overtones of televangelists of the past
crying for money to stay on the airwaves. To give the pastor his due, the
multi-millionaire author of The Purpose-Driven Life and a new book on hope
"reverse-tithes" -- he gives 90% of his income to the ministry.
But evidently there's no plan to scale back spending to meet actual income --
the kind of financial advice most of us have had hammered into our heads during
this recession.
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